Cream typewriter-paper background with the closing paragraph centered in monospace ink: ‘A woman was fitting her retriever for a lobster suit. Third try. The retriever stood for it. Dave took a picture. Nobody filed a complaint.’ Dated 10/27/26. THiN

The Retriever Stood for It (Sgt. Puppy’s Field Notes, October 27)

Erin Wood
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Today's field note from Sgt. Puppy and the morning watch at Camp Puppy Haven, Vermont.

Typewriter-style note on cream paper, dated 10/27/26. Three paragraphs of monospace text reading: ‘Camp Puppy Haven, Vermont. The town beach, the dock dragged up on the sand. The fire station, a sign out front for Saturday’s trunk-or-treat. The general store, candy corn by the register. The hills gone to sticks. And at the end of every driveway, a dog. It was Tuesday, October 27th. It was thirty-four at dawn in Camp Puppy Haven, gray and still. We were working the day watch out of Costume Fitting Oversight. My partner’s Dave. He’s new. He brought a stuffed donkey. The boss is Captain Vera. My name’s Puppy. A woman was fitting her retriever for a lobster suit. Third try. The retriever stood for it. Dave took a picture. Nobody filed a complaint.’ Signed THiNK LiKE A DOG.

Camp Puppy Haven, Vermont. The town beach, the dock dragged up on the sand. The fire station, a sign out front for Saturday’s trunk-or-treat. The general store, candy corn by the register. The hills gone to sticks. And at the end of every driveway, a dog.

It was Tuesday, October 27th. It was thirty-four at dawn in Camp Puppy Haven, gray and still. We were working the day watch out of Costume Fitting Oversight. My partner’s Dave. He’s new. He brought a stuffed donkey. The boss is Captain Vera. My name’s Puppy.

A woman was fitting her retriever for a lobster suit. Third try. The retriever stood for it. Dave took a picture. Nobody filed a complaint.


Sgt. Puppy's Field Notes are published most weekday mornings.

Read the full series at Camp Puppy Haven.

Standard issue at Camp Puppy Haven: tees, sweatshirts, and hoodies for the humans on morning watch.


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