Cream typewriter-paper background with the closing paragraph centered in monospace ink: ‘A man dropped a lemon square on the town hall steps. He stood over it a long time, deciding. Doris didn’t need a long time.’ Dated 11/03/26. THiNK LiKE A DOG wor

Doris Didn’t Need a Long Time (Sgt. Puppy’s Field Notes, November 3)

Erin Wood
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Today's field note from Sgt. Puppy and the morning watch at Camp Puppy Haven, Vermont.

Typewriter-style note on cream paper, dated 11/03/26. Three paragraphs of monospace text reading: ‘The PTO set up a bake sale table outside the town hall at seven. By nine the whoopie pies were gone. The line for the brownies ran longer than the line inside. This is Camp Puppy Haven, Vermont. It was Tuesday, November 3rd. It was gray and cold in Camp Puppy Haven, stick season, every maple bare. We were working the day watch out of Bake Sale Perimeter Detail. My partner’s Doris. The boss is Commander Hazel. My name’s Puppy. A man dropped a lemon square on the town hall steps. He stood over it a long time, deciding. Doris didn’t need a long time.’ Signed THiNK LiKE A DOG.

The PTO set up a bake sale table outside the town hall at seven. By nine the whoopie pies were gone. The line for the brownies ran longer than the line inside. This is Camp Puppy Haven, Vermont.

It was Tuesday, November 3rd. It was gray and cold in Camp Puppy Haven, stick season, every maple bare. We were working the day watch out of Bake Sale Perimeter Detail. My partner’s Doris. The boss is Commander Hazel. My name’s Puppy.

A man dropped a lemon square on the town hall steps. He stood over it a long time, deciding. Doris didn’t need a long time.


Sgt. Puppy's Field Notes are published most weekday mornings.

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