Just Doing What My Dog Tells Me — Dog Icon Tee

People buy this shirt when they've stopped pretending the dog isn't in charge.

The design treats the confession like a label. "I don't know" sits at the top in a boxy frame, set like documentation on a parts bin. "Just Doing What My Dog Tells Me" sits below it in its own frame, with a small dog icon beside it. The typesetting is regulatory — the kind that usually documents weights, voltages, ingredient lists. Here it documents surrender.

A label makes a thing official. Used this way, it makes the wearer's admission official. The dog is the authority on the shirt; the human is staff.

The tee is for the warm-weather version of that admission. The afternoon you're at the park because the dog is at the park. The hour your schedule has been re-issued from below the desk. The day you've decided to stop arguing about it.

The Garment

5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²) jersey knit, 100% cotton. Pre-shrunk. Tubular construction. Taped neck and shoulders. Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem. Tear-away tag.

Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester. Ash Grey is 99/1. Heather colorways are 50/50.

Sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, the Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico depending on color.

Care: machine wash cold inside-out, gentle cycle, mild detergent. Tumble dry low or hang-dry for longest life. Cool iron inside-out if necessary; do not iron the print. No fabric softeners. No dry clean.

For the days you've stopped pretending you're running anything.