Camp Puppy Haven

Senior K9 officer at Camp Puppy Haven, Vermont. Puppy is a Terrier/Cocker Spaniel mix. On the job longer than anyone she reports to.

Files daily field notes from the daily watch: Phone-In-The-Hand Task Force, Manure Spreader Surveillance, Existential Dread Mitigation.

Partner: Murph. Boss: Captain Otis. Specialty: noticing what humans don't.
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Nobody Owned Up to It (Sgt. Puppy's Field Notes, June 12)

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He Just Wasn't Sure About the Free-Range Kale (Sgt. Puppy's Field Notes, June 11)

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Halfway Down the Driveway (Sgt. Puppy's Field Notes, June 10)

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He Didn't Know What to Do with His Hands (Sgt. Puppy's Field Notes, June 9)

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He'd Forgotten He Dropped It Off (Sgt. Puppy's Field Notes, June 8)

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A Man Was Worried About the Weekend (Sgt. Puppy's Field Notes, June 5)

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No Ill Effects Reported (Sgt. Puppy's Field Notes, June 4)

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The Dog Never Complains (Sgt. Puppy's Field Notes, June 3)

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Not Thinking About Anything (Sgt. Puppy's Field Notes, June 2)

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The Week Got Smaller (Sgt. Puppy's Field Notes, June 1)

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