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Just Doin' What My Dog Tells Me — Bold Tee

Just Doin' What My Dog Tells Me — Bold Tee

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Some confessions land better when the typography is having a good time about it.

This is the warm version of the slogan. Chunky two-tone bubble letters, a few sparkles, lettering that knows it's lettering. Where the Classification Label keeps a straight face, this design grins. The wearer is still admitting the dog runs the household — but the design lets them admit it cheerfully, the way you'd admit something that no longer embarrasses you.

The retro-groovy treatment is doing real work, not decoration. The slogan is a surrender, and surrenders without warmth read as resentment. With the bubble letters and the sparkles, the message reads as relief. The dog is in charge, and the wearer is OK with that — happy about it, even.

The tee is the lightest version of the joke. Walking the dog in July, sitting on the floor with the dog in August, watching the dog ignore you for the squirrel in the yard. The kind of day where the chunky lettering makes sense.

The Garment

5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²) jersey knit, 100% cotton. Pre-shrunk. Tubular construction. Taped neck and shoulders. Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem. Tear-away tag.

Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester. Ash Grey is 99/1. Heather colorways are 50/50.

Sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, the Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico depending on color.

Care: machine wash cold inside-out, gentle cycle, mild detergent. Tumble dry low or hang-dry for longest life. Cool iron inside-out if necessary; do not iron the print. No fabric softeners. No dry clean.

For the wearer who's done arguing and pleased about it.

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