Just Doing What My Dog Tells Me — Dog Icon Hoodie
Just Doing What My Dog Tells Me — Dog Icon Hoodie
SKU:9500586_11491
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The hoodie is what people put on when the dog has decided the day is starting earlier than expected.
The design reads like regulatory documentation. "I don't know" sits at the top, boxy and framed. "Just Doing What My Dog Tells Me" sits below it in its own frame, with a small dog icon. The visual logic is semantic — the look of a label, an exhibit placard, an equipment tag. The composition makes the surrender feel categorized, archived, plainly stated.
The reason that works on a hoodie specifically: hoodies are confession-coded already. You wear one when you've decided not to perform the day. Adding a label that says, in effect, I am no longer the one driving only makes the garment more honest.
It is the dog's hoodie. The human is wearing it.
The Garment
8.5 oz/yd² (288 g/m²) ring-spun cotton-poly blend, 65/35, with a 100% cotton face for crisp print fidelity. Charcoal Heather, Carbon Grey, and Oatmeal Heather run 55/45.
Front pouch pocket. Self-fabric patch on the back. Three-panel hood. Matching flat drawstrings. Tear-away tag. (For legal reasons there is also a small manufacturer's side tag — discreet, doesn't compromise the design.)
Sourced from Pakistan, where the fabric is also woven and dyed.
Care: machine wash cold inside-out, gentle cycle, mild detergent. Tumble dry low or hang-dry for longest life. Cool iron inside-out if necessary; do not iron the print. No fabric softeners. No dry clean.
For the early walk you didn't ask for.
Sizing
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- Unisex Classic Tee
- Unisex Premium Hoodie
- Unisex Crew Neck Sweatshirt
- Youth Crew Neck Sweatshirt
- Youth Long Sleeve Tee
- Youth Heavy Blend Hoodie
- Toddler Staple Tee
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Unisex Classic Tee
The Men's Classic Tee is a top-quality t-shirt that delivers both comfort and durability. Made from 100% pure cotton, this t-shirt is soft, breathable, and comfortable to wear all day long. Its heavyweight fabric and double-stitching ensure that it can withstand frequent use and keep its shape, even after multiple washes.
Unisex Premium Hoodie
The Cotton Heritage M2580 Premium Unisex Hoodie, a classic streetwear piece of apparel, is the softest hoodie you'll ever own, featuring a cool design that you won't regret buying. Made of a soft cotton blend, it comes with a convenient pouch pocket and a warm hood with drawstrings for chilly evenings, along with a kangaroo pocket for added warmth and convenience.
Unisex Crew Neck Sweatshirt
The Unisex Crew Neck Sweatshirt is a unisex crew neck sweatshirt made of a 50/50 blend of cotton and polyester. It has a 1x1 athletic rib knit collar, cuffs, and waistband with spandex. The sweatshirt also features double-needle stitching on the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and waistband.
Youth Crew Neck Sweatshirt
Kids deserve great-fitting garments that boost their confidence and comfort! This youth essential features a crew neck, a side-seamed, and a classic fi. Made from exceptionally soft, Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Youth Short Sleeve Tee is designed with fun and comfort in mind.
Youth Long Sleeve Tee
When it comes to apparel classics, this is it! The Youth Long Sleeve Tee is a wardrobe staple that’ll go great with casual, sporty, or loungewear looks. The shirt is made of airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and will feel soft and comfy to the always energetic youth.
Youth Heavy Blend Hoodie
The Youth Heavy Blend Hoodie is a timeless and versatile piece, combining resilience with comfort. The blend of breathable cotton and durable polyester ensures this hoodie can withstand daily wear and frequent washes, making it a suitable fit for children on the go. Comfortable fleece and air jet yarn guarantee minimal pilling, and the hoodie comes with a front pouch pocket and no drawcords.
Toddler Staple Tee
An essential for every age, our newest toddler short sleeve fits like a well-loved favorite, featuring a crew neck, short sleeves and designed with superior Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
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